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Man gets injunction stopping girlfriend from cutting off his penis
Malaysia Sun Friday 15th August, 2008
A man has gained an injunction in an outback Australian court preventing his ex-girlfriend fom cutting off his penis.
A Darwin magistrate granted the man the court order after he had him swear an oath that he was telling the truth.
Tony Goodchild, a backpacker currently in Darwin, in Australia's Northern Territory, told the court the woman, who he had been going out with for four years, was pursuing him and had told him she was going to cut off his penis.
Goodchild was nervous and was shaking as he told his tale which caused some laughter in the courtroom.
The magistrate however took him seriously and issued a domestic violence order preventing the woman from coming into contact with Goodchild.
The interim court order will be served on the woman giving her fourteen days to object before a more permanent stay is ordered.
Goodchild thanked the magistrate and left the court hurriedly before disappearing in to the town's CBD.
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| By wow, 08-15-08, 09:16 PM |
Man gets injunction stopping girlfriend from cutting off his penisIt is hard to be with out it and if i were him I would not mess around with Laura Bobbitt again. I will go to Tasmania island and stay there for good Any way the tasmanian devil will not even look at it.Haaaaaaaaaaa |
| By Anonymous, 08-15-08, 11:44 PM |
| [QUOTE=wow;96959]It is hard to be with out it and if i were him I would not mess around with Laura Bobbitt again. "
Bush seeks a 'world public opinion " court order in the media UN and Nato to stop his crazy puppets penis being cut off in Georgia by Dr Putin the bully killer.
But its too late for bush and now most of the third world is cheering Dr.Putin. for daring to stand up and carry out the surgical strike.
If I were Bush ,who only has the balls to attack week third world countries, I wouldnt mess around with Dr.Putin again as he might lose his own penis. |
| By waltky, 08-16-08, 08:03 AM |
| :eek:
Uncle Ferd says he needs to get another girlfriend. |
| By Anonymous, 02-22-09, 03:34 PM |
Funny as a hammerhead showerYes, this story is about as funny as a Nazi shower, a screen door aboard a submarine, or a truckload of dead babies. |
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